Friday, July 25, 2014

ahahaha guess who’s fucking single

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Thursday, July 24, 2014

pretty sure I just ripped off half of my big toe nail

WOOPS

I just love it when guys rant on about girls not playing real games when all they fucking do is play FIFA or some shit.

BITCH please.

My sentiments at the moment.

My sentiments at the moment.

In which Elwood successfully (somewhat) picks up Twiggy.

But why are The Good Ole Boys so late to the gig? That’s what gets me.

Aretha Franklin is in no mood for your shit.

Learning that Mr T is in The Blues Brothers suddenly just changed my life.

What do I do when I’m miserable?

Watch the extended cut of The Blues Brothers.